I've lived in Singapore, Melbourne, HK, Shenzhen, and now Abu Dhabi. I've never felt like such a FOB in other places, so the FOB decides to blog about being a FOB. 我是新加坡人。昔居新加坡、墨尔本、香港、深圳。今迁阿布打比。阿布打比,异也。故写之 :)
2009/12/19
My last rant on addresses
2009/12/13
It's Raining
It’s raining.
And I thought the floods in
It’s raining.
There is a Creamfields concert tonight. Open Air. Great timing.
It’s raining.
The guys' been busy drying the pavement since.
It’s raining.
The drains are there, the water’s not going in.
It’s raining.
Are those bus stops designed only for 360 days of the year?
It’s raining.
Hope those poor bastards have an umbrella.
It’s raining.
It’s cold and windy, but I shouldn’t complain.
It’s raining.
It’s so
It’s raining.
Hope it doesn’t rain tomorrow. It’s the touch rugby finals.
Man, it’s raining.
I’ll miss this weather when it’s 48 degrees in summer!
Moonlight in Abu Dhabi
No, not some romantic moonlight dinner with W in the desert.
What happened is that I forced W to watch New Moon with me. Kinda my way of getting back at him for watching 2012 without me.
I must admit, I’d been drawn into the media hype over Twilight and had forgotten how the first installment nearly bored me to death in the cinema. I realize I am no fan of the teenage romance genre, with or without the vampire.
I much prefer blood and gore and plentiful special effects when I see a film with vampires and werewolves in them. Instead, the story here is about a girl suffering from depression, a boy growing into werewolf puberty, and a suicidal 130 year old vampire. Just in case the audience gets too bored,
However, if Twilight is like Underworld, it would have captured a lot less of the female audience, and the male audience - a sizable proportion of which were forced to watch it with their female partners. J
Nonetheless, the seat shifting, watch watching, back aching event in the cinema is mitigated by the experience of watching this teenage vampire flick in the midst of teenage Emirati girls.
I wonder if audience reaction to the topless male leads in the show is similar all over the world, but Taylors’new bod is very well received here. Every time he steps out with his 6 pack, screams are heard all over the cinema. Every time 2 characters kiss, screams are heard all over the cinema. The scene where Mr. Vampire Right decides to go topless as well, screams are heard all over the cinema. The 2 Emirati guys seated behind me shouted something in Arabic when the girls started screaming the nth time. I think it would be in the order of “Keep quiet!”
Rapturous applause and cheers emanated from the girls when Bella slaps one of the werewolf guys, and the 2 guys behind shouted something in Arabic again.
Should I be reading anything into this?
Arabian Nights
2009/12/10
Boxes
2009/12/03
Good Tidings
2009/10/09
又来一次..
刚刚从香港回来。这次是想将我的香港签证延期,不料因为W离开香港太久被拒签。离开的时候心里不经有一种复杂的感觉。这几年我已慢慢对香港产生了感情。记得刚到香港的时候对那个地方相当的反感,毕竟是从澳洲过去的,环境有一定的差距。
曾经陌生的广东话已经成为我的一部分。跟朋友说广东话觉得非常亲切,仿佛只有广东话独有的多调尾音才能充分表达我心里的感受。曾经认为年久失修的上环房子现在已经觉得是我曾共触过的历史的一部分,就像以前的新加坡牛车水一样。
就是这样过了4年,心里的隔阂解开后发现家的感觉其实哪里都可能存在。现在我又开始在一个新的地方过新的生活。我还没有习惯中东的生活。可是会不会过4年后,我又会在这里找到那种熟悉的回忆空间呢?
2009/09/22
A Ramadan moment
He then said if there is anything else that needed fixing, I could call him anytime. Oh good! I pointed at the mini chandelier ceiling light that recently dislodged from the ceiling, now hanging precariously by a few wires 2.3 metres from where I'm sleeping, and asked if he could fix that too.
"Yes, no problem. I come back later."
Fantastic, I smiled and was going to see him to the door when he said, "Give me something."
I was shocked at his forthrightness to say the least.
"What? Give you something?"
"Yes, anything," and he said something that sounded like ".. boxes".
"You want boxes?" I asked. "Sorry, I cannot give you my boxes, they are my shelves now."
I had converted the boxes I shipped over to bookshelves the night before, to give me some time to figure out how to get the IKEA truck to my place.
"No,no, " he said, and came sentences I could not quite make out, but then I thought I heard the word "boxes" again.
He must want the boxes real bad. I suddenly remembered I have a spare box in the living room. I got him that box and handed it to him. He then said, "No no no, money."
Wow, these people tell it like it is.
"Money? You want money?"
"Yes, yes! Money. 10 Dirham, 20 Dirhams. No matter."
My face must have conveyed downright utter confusion.
"You don't know?" He asked.
"No..." I answered, eyes wide open and jaw slightly dropping.
"Ramadan now. You ask me do anything, give, I Muslim. Fasting"
Maybe he was saying "fasting" when I thought I heard "boxes".
"You happy give 10 dirhams, 20 dirhams, OK. You not happy?"
"Oh no, no.. I happy..."
"You don't know yes?'
"No..." Still looking confused.
"Ok, ok," he said smiling as he makes for the door, "you don't know OK." And he shuts the door after him.
I admit I have slow reaction. But coming from where I came from, it is extremely rare that someones asks for tips so blatantly. I was slightly intimidated when he suddenly asked me to give him something, I mean, I was alone in the flat with this guy. Yes, I am a paranoid Singaporean female. That said, he was smiling nicely throughout the whole episode, and now I felt a bit bad I did not give him anything. He was fixing the air-con outside in the heat in the middle of Ramadan without food and water after all.
I wondered if he was going to come back to fix the ceiling light after this. I decide to give him some money next time he came, but he did not turn up until I called the watchman another 2 days later to get someone to fix the ceiling light for me.
By now, a light bulb in the living room had burst, and I asked him to change the bulb after the ceiling light. I then gave him 20 dirhams and said, "Last time, First time hear. Shock, ya. Sorry ya!"
"Ok, Ok!" He took the note with a smile, "Next time fixing, call me."
And back to Boxes.
2009/09/14
Another 10 things I did not know before coming to the UAE
2. Cars generally flip over in traffic accidents, and people in them generally all die.
3. Pedestrians generally believe in the afterlife. They cross the road (with cars zipping at dangerously high speeds) slowly and without looking.
4. There is such a thing as beef bacon.
5. Buildings can be designed with no stormwater drainage, coz, there is no rain.
6. Malls are the Alpha and the Omega of life.
7. DRAGONMART sells things at chinese prices! (ok, just a teeny weeny bit more expensive, but still...)
8. Emirate women top it when it comes to veiling yer head in style.
9. Locals leave the engine on when filling their tank so the aircon is still on. So dangerous..
10. Bars can be franchised and can look exactly the same.
2009/09/07
一山还有一山高
2009/09/04
Endurance City
P is an elderly Swedish gentleman here on a project. That said, almost everyone is here on a project. Even though he had seen worse conditions for labourers in India, it's still no reason why they should be treated the way they are here.
W was telling disbelieving friends tonight about seeing 2 Indian guys hired to sit out in the open without shade in 40 degree heat just to lift the barrier at vehicular entries to a construction site. At the Abu Dhabi airport open air carpark, where I was overwhelmed by the heat from the sky and the heat radiating at me from the bitumen, south asian men are hired by the truckloads to push the luggage trolleys away.
It is Ramadan now, and one can still see labourers toiling in the midday heat on the roadsides without food and water. Unbelievable.
2009/09/02
Rydges Plaza, Satwa Roundabout, Dubai
I was clearly stressed. Everyone knows a missed turn in this place will cost half a gallon of petrol and an extra half hour depending on the make of your car and style of driving.
To which the comforting reply was," I've never been there before, I don't know!"
I took a deep breath and exhaled. Ok, stay calm.
Sheikh Zayed Road is a long one. W and I were soon lost in conversation about how we missed Shenzhen's Sichuan hotpot. Shall we go for one in Dubai? No, not nice enough and expensive. Oh cannot wait to get back to Shenzhen. How I dreamed about Hua Shen Long at Bagua 3 Road.... Maybe when I am in HK next time I'll make my mates go to Shenzhen with me. Good idea...
"Hey what is that?" I asked as I zoomed past a turnoff. The sign above showed a black circle within a white circle.
"That is the roundabout!"
Darn....
OK, now we need to find a way to turn back.
I turned out at the first turnoff I could find, and got to an open field with a hospital nearby. 5 mins driving around I found myself back at Sheikh Zayed Road again, but not in the opposite direction. Ok, nice try. We drove on for some time, and to our delight, saw a sign that says "Abu Dhabi". I nearly missed this one, but I managed to change 3 lanes in 2 seconds.
OK, now we need to find the roundabout again. Don't miss it this time, I told myself.
We saw the sign that pointed to the roundabout. OK, signal, change lanes, turn off. Good.
"DON"T GO UP THE BRIDGE!" shouted W.
Too late. The road had divided up into 2 very abruptly, one going down to the roundabout, and the other to god knows where.
#$%^&#@!!!
What are we going to do? We are lost! Where are we? Why did we never buy a MAP??!!
"Hey, isn't that Rydges Hotel?" said W pointing to his right.
We shook our heads in disbelief.
"You're on time!" beamed D as we entered his hotel room.
Yes D, we were surprised too.
2009/09/01
Of Kids
So I'm sitting in restaurant here looking at kids running around, and having a feeling I have not seen this in a long time. Why is that? Ah, I was in HK the last 4 years of my life, and HK kids don't run around at top speeds in restaurants.
First of all, you are in mortal danger if you do. The waiters barely have enough space to maneuver trying to serve up the boiling hot double boiled turtle soup. Secondly, portable game consoles seem to be standard issue. A clustering of kids generally involve a physical gathering around some lucky bastard with the latest PSP game, or a bluetooth duel to each her/his own console. So whilst the adults spin the web of HK gossip intrigue across the table, the kids fight it out in virtual reality as mum puts a Har Gow on junior's plate telling him to eat it before it gets cold.
No PSPs in sight here. Maybe that is a reason why kids here don't wear glasses. Think I appreciate the good old fashioned watch- out-if-I-catch-you-because-you-caught-me-last-time-so-I-am -getting-even play style. I make a mental note to keep my PSP for myself when I have kids in the future, and continue eating. W's finished his second plate and he makes off to the buffet table as 3 boys dash past him. I think they are playing catch.
2009/08/29
百闻不如一见
Driving
2009/08/28
Steam
2009/08/26
Covering up
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic_numerals
Anyway, one cannot stop learning can one? But why not use the numerals that most of the world use? Why bother to have 2 kinds of numerals on phone pads and license plates?
Anyway, at least now I can read the numbers they use.
*ahem* (clears throat)